elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if it’s a dystopia does that mean we all have to be in a love triangle between our childhood best friend mediocre white guy and a mysterious new mediocre white guy?
no straight love triangles, we fight fascist dystopias as gays
How to come up with names for your dystopian teen lit:
Try to say regular names with a bunch of Oreos in your mouth!
Examples: Jocelyn = Jorslun. Elizabeth = Lisbit. Daniel = Dannel.
You’re welcome.
Following up on this idea. I tried this method with a hamburger in my mouth, in lieu of Oreos. Results:
Alice = Allit. Mark = Marth. Tommy = Domi.
Confirmed: a mouth full of President Choice White Mac and Cheese produces a subset of names with a more badass tilt to them.
Examples: Chris = Rith. Brittany = Brickney. Megan = Mayhem.
I JUST CACKLED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC
This is an amazing tool.