edits alphabet ◦ ━━ Fred Weasley
Fred and George turned to each other and said together, ‘Wow, we’re identical!’
‘I dunno though, I think I’m still better looking,’ said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.
the weasley twins ➳ weasleys’ wizarding wheezes
WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO —
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT’S GRIPPING THE NATION!
The Loss Of A Twin, Brian Tyler.
There’s no grief so shattering as losing y o u r twin.
Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points
minerva mcgonagall is sitting and watching the first triwizard task when fred nudges her
“hey professor,” he says. “these events sure do drag on, huh?”
“weasley,” she says. “you’re banned from the next two events.”
at the next one, she is waiting in the stands when george walks past.
“hey professor,” he says. “i wish i could sea what’s going on.”
“you are also banned” she says
at the last one, she finds herself sitting alone when she hears a voice from beneath her
“wow,” it says. “this sure is a-maze-ing”
she looks down. ginny weasley is grinning up at her.