bxnsolos:

josephkavinsky:

modern au where instead of dark marks voldemort just mass texts the skull emoji to summon the death eaters.

☠ ~ring~ its ya fcking Dark Lord i needs tah murder & torture ppl fcking answr meh ~ring~ ☠

glittrtits:

boyleohboyle:

okay but if Tom Riddle used the Chamber of Secrets doesn’t that mean that he would have to take that slide down?
did he scream? did he go “weeee”? or did he just lie there emotionless as he slid down the pipes?

HP fandom asking the imortant questions

thealogie:

imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.

gerogeweasley:

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

the-goblin-cat:

arayewriter:

prongsno:

sirius black getting so drunk one night that he transformed into padfoot and ate everything that dogs cannot eat and he wakes up the next day and he’s like whAT THE HELL DID I dO and he’s on edge for the next couple of days crying ‘am i going to die’

 james has to remind him that he’s not really a dog but then remus is quiet for a second before going ‘but he ate it as a dog’ and they’re all like stumped for words until peter asks mcgonagall a ‘totally hypothetical’ question about eating things whilst in animagus form 

I bet all the Hogwarts teachers get an unreal amount of “totally hypothetical” questions from students.

“Hey Slughorn wtf’s a horcrux? Just for laughs”
-Voldemort